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"Mr. Salad shits for no man. He will begin at his own discretion."
The figure throws off his mask and garments. It is the grotesque and disfigured Mr. Salad himself. He hands you Mr. Salad's dagger as adoring fans ask for his signature.
Ask the storyteller for Mr. Salad's dagger if no one else has claimed it.
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